porcelin doll features covered by long wavy tufts the color of cherry wood, eyes covered in umber and an ebony line on the crease of the lashes. blue earrings dangle getting caught on a curl. shoulders are back, slouching and a big brown unlaced boot sits on a knee making a shape like a four. a truck driver's burp escapes unglossed, bitten lips. a yuengling is grasped by unmanicured bitten to the nub finger nails and dry cracking knuckles one of which has a rhinestoned bottle opener ring on it. a pink braided charm bracelet with a cupcake, a music note, a poinsetta, a pearl and a bunny dangling from it is on said wrist. a blue elastic band swoops up the wrist and onto the other hand which grasps the tufts and loops around them securing it while leaning back further and further in the chair. the chair falls to the ground and "fuck!" comes out of the lips. 2 sets of hands lift one set up and all the others guffaw. "Never sit on the rocking chair again" is said as a carmel colored liquid is poured into a tiny glass by the girl. she gulps it down walks into the bathroom, kicks the toilet seat down and yells after it crashes down "seriously, a lady is present."